Skytrain Haiku

I got a new job because fucking assholes fucked me out of the old one. And now I have to ride the fucking Skytrain which makes me fucking miserable. ┬áBut I started carpooling so fuck you Translink! Anyway, here’s a haiku I wrote about motherfuckers who act like assholes on the train. And when I say Indian I mean people from India. So shut the fuck up.

Fat bald Indian
Seat hogging motherfucker
Why weren’t you stillborn?

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