FUCK YOU! Stop being cheap cunts and take the Port Mann! This bridge is not made for your shitty trucks. Alternatively, drive when there isn’t a morning rush. Go between midnight and 6AM. I fucking HATE you guys! YOU are the reason it takes me 45 minutes to get to a job that’s 15 minutes away! It’s not bad enough that my job sucks shit and I don’t get paid what I’m worth, but I have to put up with your shit every morning! Guess what?? If you have to straddle both lanes and put on your 4-ways YOUR TRUCK IS TOO WIDE!!! DIE!!!!!!
Where is the FUCK OFF button on the Internet??
The other day my daughter handed me a piece of paper with a haiku I allegedly wrote to show her the format so she could write her own for school. I don’t remember writing it, but here it is:
My name is Brenda
I live on the second floor
Luka is my bitch
Lookit me word cloud! Old skewl!
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OMG lookie this! There is nudity in Tiny Tower! This slutty bitch is obviously naked and flaunting her flat chest. Her g-string is strewn off to the side and she is glorying in her nakedness. For shame! Slutty bitch slut … Continue reading
That “dilda” is the feminine form of “dildo”?
I got a new job because fucking assholes fucked me out of the old one. And now I have to ride the fucking Skytrain which makes me fucking miserable. But I started carpooling so fuck you Translink! Anyway, here’s a haiku I wrote about motherfuckers who act like assholes on the train. And when I say Indian I mean people from India. So shut the fuck up.
Fat bald Indian
Seat hogging motherfucker
Why weren’t you stillborn?
Did you miss me? Did you even notice I was gone? Yeah that’s what I thought. Well I’m back. And I’m so lazy I haven’t even made a theme for my new WordPress-based blog. So what who cares? The point is I’m back. And I vow to only post when I’ve been drinking. So deal.